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At my last family reunion, my seventeen-year-old sister fifteen-year-old brother and my grandmother got in a food fight, with yellow bananas blue cheese and apple coffee cake. My mother wasn't able to...
After taking medicine for her headache, the woman didn't feel better. So the doctor told her to try jumping on one foot while turning around in circles, listening to some sad music and thinking about ...
My best friend climbed a big brown building in Paris France Monday morning, which must have been twelve stories tall. He then stood on top but the sun made him tired, so he sat down and slept for four...
I watched an exciting and funny film with my daughter at the cinema the other evening, it's about six chickens that only fly over English cities, as they drop warm eggs on short girls and other people...
The student could not find his math homework to show his teacher, so he told his teacher that while cooking too much breakfast with his dad, he dropped eight spoons of pear and orange jelly, a plate a...
My red bird can talk, so at noon she called the thin black cat into the kitchen and said Lunch is ready! But then spilled her water all over the cat who ran out of the room through his small cat door,...
Once I saw in the Saturday newspaper that a father dropped his young son named John in a white toilet by accident. It took ten policemen two hours and eleven seconds to remove him， using a pair of gla...
When I had a broken hand and was ill last March and April, the nurse at my school asked me to drink a Chinese green tea with hot milk and flowers. But It was very bad after the first five minutes I op...
Because they love shopping, my American children are going to Japan and China for the summer season to buy things that we can't buy at home， like Asian dresses、 hats、 coats.、skirts and new clothes、 be...
Sometimes my grandfather does strange things. Late last night he swam seven hundred meters to a ship in the sea to have a party with the crew and their captain whose birthday it was. He also caught ni...
There are these terrible cooking shows on TV every third Sunday. I usually have to throw away any and everything I learn to cook, because I'd be embarrassed to serve the things I make to anyone even m...
My neighbors, Mr. and Ms. Jones have a problem: / between them they can never decide whether to turn on or turn off the radio while doing housework, / Mr. Jones enjoys singing and forgets to finish cl...
The poor Japanese model kept eating too much pig tongue and potatoes and soon grew lazy, fat and ugly, / of course it hurt her career / she became so large, she was the size of a bus / and suddenly sh...
The dentist spent a number of holidays abroad alone in the same hotel in a French village. During his ninth trip last January, / he woke early and drank sixteen and a half expensive bottles of wine al...
The policewoman tried to arrest the Australian tourist from Sydney for failing to drive on the right side of the road / she said:" Hello sir, I'm sorry but you're driving along the wrong side near the...
If I was to travel the world. / I would get up off my sofa and go where it's always really exciting like Fifth Ave. in New York, the pyramids in Egypt, the London Zoo or a train in Tokyo / I would cer...
I saw in a magazine a week ago that my grandma's favorite television actor has put restaurants in towns all across the country here, / as well as in West Africa, Australia, Canada, England, Germany, S...
I hope my mean manager won't want to move my desk next to him or cut my job since I've been absent for thirteen days in February now / it has been a little windy and raining so hard that I stayed at t...
"Excuse me, is it hard to play your instrument all by yourself?" asked the happy reporter. / The boy answered the question speaking very slowly, / "No, I guess it's easy if you have plenty of rest, kn...
On a lovely spring day the Italian actress met her Korean assistant on a boat in the lake on the south side of the park / the sun was shining, the temperature was all right, / there was fresh air and ...
Ms. White is a housewife and also a famous hairdresser, / but at night she becomes sleepy no matter how much coffee she drinks and forgets to look at what she is doing / Twice so far, she has cut off ...
I was so hungry for dinner, / that I ordered from the menu Peking duck, several moon cakes, / lots of aged tofu, a tenth of a hamburger, forty bowls of soup, a little pie, deep fried fish, ninety bowl...